My Living Will

Last night, my friend & I were sitting in the living room & I said to her,

"I never want to live in a vegetable state, dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle ... if that ever happens, just pull the plug!!!"

She got up, unplugged the Computer & threw out my Wine!

She's such a bitch ...

Sayings with Meaning

I love these little sayings - they are so true ..


> 'Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is
> fighting some kind of battle.'
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> A sharp tongue can cut your own throat.
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> If you want your dreams to come true, you mustn't oversleep.
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> Of all the things you wear, your expression is the
> most important.
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> The best vitamin for making friends..... B1.
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> The happiness of your life depends on the quality of
> your thoughts.
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> The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge.
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> One thing you can give and still keep...is your word


> You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself

> If you lack the courage to start, you have already finished.

> One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

> Ideas won't work unless ' You' do.
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> Your mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open..
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> The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice.
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> The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime!

> It is never too late to become what you might have been.
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